Tag: living
member name: Paula C.
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April 10, 2007 11:00 PM EDT --
Take the time to live!!!
Life is short. Dance naked
And eat dessert first!
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January 30, 2007 09:05 AM EST --
A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of
days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the
nurses because he bossed them around just like he
did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to . . .
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January 30, 2007 11:45 AM EST --
Set Yourself Straight With God
With A Little Rock And Roll,
Put Your Feet On The Rock
And Your Name On The Roll.
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February 28, 2007 08:42 AM EST --
What is everyone's take on this? Should the mother be prosecuted for child abuse? As a fellow mother, I feel for her, but I'm wondering if this isn't neglect. . . .
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March 07, 2007 12:43 PM EST --
You know, time has a way of moving quickly and catching you unaware of the passing years. It seems just yesterday that I was a young girl, just married and embarking on my new life with my husband. And . . .
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April 11, 2007 11:54 PM EDT --
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the
rest to God.
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February 20, 2007 09:50 AM EST --
A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was
waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked
through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table.
Sitting all around were her parents and all . . .
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February 28, 2007 08:50 AM EST --
FOR SALEBY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition.
$1,000 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. . . .
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February 05, 2007 08:37 PM EST --
Every day I get this quote in my e-mail box. Today's made me just absolutely roll with laughter. The reason is that my son and I had this exact conversation on Saturday when he was riding . . .
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January 28, 2007 07:10 PM EST --
1. Open a new file in your computer? .
2. Name it "Housework."
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN ..
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN ..
5. Your PC will ask you, . . .
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March 05, 2007 12:42 AM EST --
Not too long ago I had "one of those days." I was feeling pressure from a writing deadline. I had company arriving in a couple days and the toilet was clogged. I went to the bank, and . . .
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January 27, 2007 06:47 PM EST --
A little old Lady is walking around in a supermarket
calling out,"Crisco,
Crisssssssco!"
Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, "Ma?am, the
Crisco is in aisle 3."
The . . .
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March 07, 2007 03:12 PM EST --
My daughter and her boyfriend are involved in a courtship, asking for God's guidance on whether they should marry or not. They do not "go out" but instead prefer to spend quiet nights . . .
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January 27, 2007 08:51 PM EST --
You had that Fisher Price Doctor's Kit with a stethoscope that actually worked.
You owned a bicycle with a banana seat and a plastic basket with flowers on . . .
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January 15, 2007 06:03 PM EST --
Remember my friend Melody's family. Her dad died unexpectedly Friday night. The funeral is Tuesday. He will be missed
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March 20, 2007 01:15 AM EDT --
In your house...does the toilet paper come off the roll over the top....or on the bottom?
Is there REALLY a right way to hang a roll on the holder?
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January 15, 2007 06:52 PM EST --
Mrs. Carolyn was killed in an automobile accident. The grandchildren
who were with her are doing ok. The little girl had some head
injuries, and her brother has a broken arm.
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February 05, 2007 04:45 PM EST --
BeforeUwere thought of or time had begun,
God stuck Uin the name of His Son.
And each time Upray, you'll see it's true
You can't spell out JesUs and not include U.
You're a pretty . . .
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February 05, 2007 08:07 PM EST --
Which wire was I supposed to cut?
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January 15, 2007 06:58 PM EST --
Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his
outdoor grill and
cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors
Were Catholic....And
since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating . . .
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