Tag: laughter
member name: Paula C.
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February 19, 2007 03:22 PM EST --
An old southern country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting
time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession.Like
many young men, the boy didn't really know what he wanted . . . more
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February 19, 2007 03:31 PM EST --
A big city corporate lawyer runs a stop sign in a small town in Tennessee, and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy.
He thinks that he is smarter than this hicktown deputy because he is a
lawyer . . . more
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March 07, 2007 12:32 PM EST --
This came in my e-mail. I thought it was funny. Wouldn't it be pretty amazing, if this caught on, all over the country...? "GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES" "Press "1" . . . more
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March 26, 2007 08:38 PM EDT --
Wednesday...my best friend will be 40.
For more than 20 years, we've been having "Birthday wars". We've done some really funny things to each other over the years. We have . . . more
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March 07, 2007 01:11 PM EST --
It's good to focus on what's
important . .
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March 07, 2007 01:43 PM EST --
This came in my e-mail. I just couldn't resist passing it on. I just about fell out of my chair...laughing
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March 13, 2007 07:53 AM EDT --
A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Mississippi recently with two
ice chests full of fish. He was leaving a cove well-known for its
fishing. The game warden asked the man ..
"Do you have a . . . more
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April 01, 2007 10:55 PM EDT --
Presidential candidates, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama and John
Edwards were flying to a convention. Barack looked at Hillary,
chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of
the . . . more
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April 10, 2007 10:56 PM EDT --
At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 17 success is . . having a driver's license.
At age 35 success is . . having money.
At age 50 . . . more
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April 11, 2007 11:22 PM EDT --
I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I
decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color
it was.She would tell me, and always she was . . . more
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February 01, 2007 06:02 PM EST --
If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I'll pray for you. This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage . . . more
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February 20, 2007 09:38 AM EST --
Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately; illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, wild animals attacking humans in Florida.
Not me. I concentrate on solutions . . . more
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February 25, 2007 09:33 AM EST --
IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING
FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING .
AT YOUR DESK:
. . . more
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February 26, 2007 02:08 PM EST --
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar, but less . . . more
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March 03, 2007 09:45 PM EST --
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote . . . more
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March 24, 2007 12:12 AM EDT --
I know that this is probably mean, but what's a mother to do if she can't make fun of her own?
My 17 year old daughter had all 4 of her wisdom teeth pulled this afternoon. As soon as she . . . more
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April 11, 2007 11:15 PM EDT --
My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know
how you and God are alike?" I mentally polished my halo while I
asked,"No, how are we alike?" "You're . . . more
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February 20, 2007 09:50 AM EST --
A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was
waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked
through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table.
Sitting all around were her parents and all . . . more
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February 02, 2007 06:45 PM EST --
Did you hear about the man who tried to disassemble a Rocket Propelled Grenade (RPG) by driving back and forth over it with a car. This technique was ineffective, so he escalated to pounding the RPG with . . . more
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March 07, 2007 12:55 PM EST --
Somewhere near Rochester , New York , Ed set out to bag his buck at 5:30 a.m. By 11:30 a.m., he was exhausted and hungry--and still no buck. At 12 noon, the mighty hunter Ed guards the remains of his lunch . . . more
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