Tag: laughing
member name: Paula C.
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February 19, 2007 03:31 PM EST --
A big city corporate lawyer runs a stop sign in a small town in Tennessee, and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy.
He thinks that he is smarter than this hicktown deputy because he is a
lawyer . . .
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March 24, 2007 06:38 PM EDT --
I've been tagged by first Kathleen and now Lydia-6 weird things about me
The rules as I understand them are as follows:
I must list 6 weird things about myself, and then tag 6 . . .
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March 07, 2007 12:32 PM EST --
This came in my e-mail. I thought it was funny. Wouldn't it be pretty amazing, if this caught on, all over the country...? "GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES" "Press "1" . . .
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March 07, 2007 12:55 PM EST --
Somewhere near Rochester , New York , Ed set out to bag his buck at 5:30 a.m. By 11:30 a.m., he was exhausted and hungry--and still no buck. At 12 noon, the mighty hunter Ed guards the remains of his lunch . . .
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March 07, 2007 01:11 PM EST --
It's good to focus on what's
important . .
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March 13, 2007 07:53 AM EDT --
A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Mississippi recently with two
ice chests full of fish. He was leaving a cove well-known for its
fishing. The game warden asked the man ..
"Do you have a . . .
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April 10, 2007 10:56 PM EDT --
At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 17 success is . . having a driver's license.
At age 35 success is . . having money.
At age 50 . . .
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February 25, 2007 09:33 AM EST --
IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING
FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING .
AT YOUR DESK:
. . .
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March 07, 2007 01:43 PM EST --
This came in my e-mail. I just couldn't resist passing it on. I just about fell out of my chair...laughing
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April 01, 2007 10:55 PM EDT --
Presidential candidates, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama and John
Edwards were flying to a convention. Barack looked at Hillary,
chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of
the . . .
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April 11, 2007 11:15 PM EDT --
My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know
how you and God are alike?" I mentally polished my halo while I
asked,"No, how are we alike?" "You're . . .
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February 02, 2007 08:36 PM EST --
"Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
"I'd rather have the gear and not need it than need the gear I don't . . .
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February 20, 2007 09:50 AM EST --
A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was
waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked
through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table.
Sitting all around were her parents and all . . .
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March 24, 2007 12:12 AM EDT --
I know that this is probably mean, but what's a mother to do if she can't make fun of her own?
My 17 year old daughter had all 4 of her wisdom teeth pulled this afternoon. As soon as she . . .
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February 28, 2007 08:50 AM EST --
FOR SALEBY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition.
$1,000 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. . . .
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February 02, 2007 08:55 PM EST --
1. 'Bullet Proof' vests aren't.
2. The bigger they are, the harder they fall. They also punch, kick and choke harder too.
3. The speed at which you respond to a fight call is inversely . . .
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April 11, 2007 11:19 PM EDT --
My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday.He
asked me how old I was, and I told him, "62." He was quiet for a
moment, and then he asked, "Did . . .
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April 11, 2007 11:50 PM EDT --
When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, "I'm
not sure." "Look in your underwear, Grandma," he advised. "Mine says I'm
four to six." . . .
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April 11, 2007 11:32 PM EDT --
A second grader came home from school and said to her
grandmother,"Grandma, guess what? We learned how to make babies today."
The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried . . .
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February 02, 2007 08:45 PM EST --
A man is going down the road, and gets pulled over by a highway patrolman. When he gets up to the car, he tells him that he was speeding. The man is shocked, but not startled by being pulled . . .
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