Tag: jokes
member name: Paula C.
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February 20, 2007 09:38 AM EST --
Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately; illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, wild animals attacking humans in Florida.
Not me. I concentrate on solutions . . .
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March 07, 2007 12:32 PM EST --
This came in my e-mail. I thought it was funny. Wouldn't it be pretty amazing, if this caught on, all over the country...? "GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES" "Press "1" . . .
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March 12, 2007 08:59 PM EDT --
Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun . . .
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January 30, 2007 09:05 AM EST --
A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of
days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the
nurses because he bossed them around just like he
did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to . . .
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March 07, 2007 01:43 PM EST --
This came in my e-mail. I just couldn't resist passing it on. I just about fell out of my chair...laughing
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March 07, 2007 12:55 PM EST --
Somewhere near Rochester , New York , Ed set out to bag his buck at 5:30 a.m. By 11:30 a.m., he was exhausted and hungry--and still no buck. At 12 noon, the mighty hunter Ed guards the remains of his lunch . . .
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March 07, 2007 01:11 PM EST --
It's good to focus on what's
important . .
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March 12, 2007 08:39 PM EDT --
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good . . .
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March 13, 2007 07:53 AM EDT --
A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Mississippi recently with two
ice chests full of fish. He was leaving a cove well-known for its
fishing. The game warden asked the man ..
"Do you have a . . .
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March 26, 2007 08:38 PM EDT --
Wednesday...my best friend will be 40.
For more than 20 years, we've been having "Birthday wars". We've done some really funny things to each other over the years. We have . . .
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April 10, 2007 10:56 PM EDT --
At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 17 success is . . having a driver's license.
At age 35 success is . . having money.
At age 50 . . .
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February 01, 2007 06:02 PM EST --
If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I'll pray for you. This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage . . .
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February 25, 2007 09:33 AM EST --
IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING
FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING .
AT YOUR DESK:
. . .
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April 11, 2007 11:15 PM EDT --
My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know
how you and God are alike?" I mentally polished my halo while I
asked,"No, how are we alike?" "You're . . .
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January 10, 2007 09:17 AM EST --
Only for
HOT Women!!!
If you are HOT, and you know it.... scroll down...if you are not, close and delete
. . .
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February 02, 2007 08:36 PM EST --
"Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
"I'd rather have the gear and not need it than need the gear I don't . . .
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February 19, 2007 03:15 PM EST --
A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and
said, "I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your
affairs in order."
The woman was shocked, . . .
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January 12, 2007 10:40 PM EST --
LIPSTICK IN SCHOOL According to a news report, a certain school in Garden City, MI was recently faced with a unique problem.
A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick . . .
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January 10, 2007 12:40 PM EST --
WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's . . .
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January 27, 2007 06:47 PM EST --
A little old Lady is walking around in a supermarket
calling out,"Crisco,
Crisssssssco!"
Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, "Ma?am, the
Crisco is in aisle 3."
The . . .
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