Tag: joke
member name: Paula C.
|
February 19, 2007 03:31 PM EST --
A big city corporate lawyer runs a stop sign in a small town in Tennessee, and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy.
He thinks that he is smarter than this hicktown deputy because he is a
lawyer . . .
more
|
|
February 19, 2007 03:22 PM EST --
An old southern country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting
time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession.Like
many young men, the boy didn't really know what he wanted . . .
more
|
|
March 07, 2007 12:32 PM EST --
This came in my e-mail. I thought it was funny. Wouldn't it be pretty amazing, if this caught on, all over the country...? "GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES" "Press "1" . . .
more
|
|
March 21, 2007 07:32 PM EDT --
This came in my e-mail:\
Hillary Clinton goes to Lou Wipotniky primary school in New York to talk about the world.
After her talk she offers a question time.
One little boy puts up his hand. . . .
more
|
|
February 26, 2007 02:08 PM EST --
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar, but less . . .
more
|
|
March 12, 2007 08:59 PM EDT --
Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun . . .
more
|
|
March 13, 2007 07:53 AM EDT --
A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Mississippi recently with two
ice chests full of fish. He was leaving a cove well-known for its
fishing. The game warden asked the man ..
"Do you have a . . .
more
|
|
April 11, 2007 11:22 PM EDT --
I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I
decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color
it was.She would tell me, and always she was . . .
more
|
|
January 30, 2007 09:05 AM EST --
A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of
days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the
nurses because he bossed them around just like he
did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to . . .
more
|
|
February 25, 2007 09:33 AM EST --
IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING
FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING .
AT YOUR DESK:
. . .
more
|
|
March 07, 2007 01:43 PM EST --
This came in my e-mail. I just couldn't resist passing it on. I just about fell out of my chair...laughing
more
|
|
March 11, 2007 07:19 PM EDT --
Obituary for Common Sense
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend by the name of Common Sense who has been with us for many years.
No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records . . .
more
|
|
April 01, 2007 10:55 PM EDT --
Presidential candidates, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama and John
Edwards were flying to a convention. Barack looked at Hillary,
chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of
the . . .
more
|
|
February 01, 2007 06:02 PM EST --
If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I'll pray for you. This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage . . .
more
|
|
February 02, 2007 08:36 PM EST --
"Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
"I'd rather have the gear and not need it than need the gear I don't . . .
more
|
|
February 19, 2007 03:15 PM EST --
A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and
said, "I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your
affairs in order."
The woman was shocked, . . .
more
|
|
February 20, 2007 09:50 AM EST --
A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was
waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked
through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table.
Sitting all around were her parents and all . . .
more
|
|
January 24, 2007 03:07 PM EST --
Q..Why are blonde jokes so short?
A.So men can remember them.
more
|
|
January 12, 2007 10:40 PM EST --
LIPSTICK IN SCHOOL According to a news report, a certain school in Garden City, MI was recently faced with a unique problem.
A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick . . .
more
|
|
January 24, 2007 03:12 PM EST --
Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of
toilet paper?
A.We don't know; it has never happened.
more
|
|
|
|
