Tag: joke
member name: Paula C.
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March 21, 2007 07:32 PM EDT --
This came in my e-mail:\
Hillary Clinton goes to Lou Wipotniky primary school in New York to talk about the world.
After her talk she offers a question time.
One little boy puts up his hand. . . . more
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March 12, 2007 08:59 PM EDT --
Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun . . . more
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March 07, 2007 12:32 PM EST --
This came in my e-mail. I thought it was funny. Wouldn't it be pretty amazing, if this caught on, all over the country...? "GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES" "Press "1" . . . more
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February 26, 2007 02:08 PM EST --
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar, but less . . . more
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February 19, 2007 03:22 PM EST --
An old southern country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting
time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession.Like
many young men, the boy didn't really know what he wanted . . . more
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February 19, 2007 03:31 PM EST --
A big city corporate lawyer runs a stop sign in a small town in Tennessee, and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy.
He thinks that he is smarter than this hicktown deputy because he is a
lawyer . . . more
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March 07, 2007 01:43 PM EST --
This came in my e-mail. I just couldn't resist passing it on. I just about fell out of my chair...laughing
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March 13, 2007 07:53 AM EDT --
A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Mississippi recently with two
ice chests full of fish. He was leaving a cove well-known for its
fishing. The game warden asked the man ..
"Do you have a . . . more
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April 01, 2007 10:55 PM EDT --
Presidential candidates, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama and John
Edwards were flying to a convention. Barack looked at Hillary,
chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of
the . . . more
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April 11, 2007 11:22 PM EDT --
I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I
decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color
it was.She would tell me, and always she was . . . more
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February 01, 2007 06:02 PM EST --
If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I'll pray for you. This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage . . . more
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February 25, 2007 09:33 AM EST --
IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING
FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING .
AT YOUR DESK:
. . . more
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March 03, 2007 09:45 PM EST --
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote . . . more
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March 11, 2007 07:19 PM EDT --
Obituary for Common Sense
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend by the name of Common Sense who has been with us for many years.
No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records . . . more
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January 07, 2007 10:38 PM EST --
The Hormone Hostage
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as . . . more
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February 20, 2007 09:50 AM EST --
A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was
waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked
through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table.
Sitting all around were her parents and all . . . more
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January 28, 2007 07:24 PM EST --
For those of you who are sick to death of geting e-mails that tell you to forward to at least x number of people within the next 15 minutes so that wonderful things and miracles will happen if you do and . . . more
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January 09, 2007 08:02 PM EST --
From My e-mail files:
New Seat Belt Law
This is very Important, please pass on to friends and family.
THIS MAY SAVE A LIFE!
The National Highway Safety Council has done . . . more
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April 11, 2007 11:01 PM EDT --
A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own
childhood was like: "We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a
swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our . . . more
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April 11, 2007 11:19 PM EDT --
My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday.He
asked me how old I was, and I told him, "62." He was quiet for a
moment, and then he asked, "Did . . . more
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