Tag: humor
member name: Paula C.
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March 21, 2007 07:32 PM EDT --
This came in my e-mail:\
Hillary Clinton goes to Lou Wipotniky primary school in New York to talk about the world.
After her talk she offers a question time.
One little boy puts up his hand. . . . more
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March 12, 2007 08:59 PM EDT --
Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun . . . more
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February 19, 2007 03:22 PM EST --
An old southern country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting
time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession.Like
many young men, the boy didn't really know what he wanted . . . more
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March 26, 2007 07:25 PM EDT --
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/168636/the_dating_game_getting_to_know_their.html
please take a moment and go to this site and read and rate my Associated Content article. I'd appreciate . . . more
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February 25, 2007 09:33 AM EST --
IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING
FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING .
AT YOUR DESK:
. . . more
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February 26, 2007 02:08 PM EST --
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar, but less . . . more
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March 03, 2007 09:45 PM EST --
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote . . . more
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January 07, 2007 10:38 PM EST --
The Hormone Hostage
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as . . . more
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March 02, 2007 10:25 PM EST --
"The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control immigration."
more
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January 09, 2007 08:02 PM EST --
From My e-mail files:
New Seat Belt Law
This is very Important, please pass on to friends and family.
THIS MAY SAVE A LIFE!
The National Highway Safety Council has done . . . more
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February 19, 2007 03:15 PM EST --
A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and
said, "I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your
affairs in order."
The woman was shocked, . . . more
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January 10, 2007 09:17 AM EST --
Only for
HOT Women!!!
If you are HOT, and you know it.... scroll down...if you are not, close and delete
. . . more
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January 10, 2007 10:54 AM EST --
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older . . . more
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January 10, 2007 12:40 PM EST --
WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's . . . more
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January 24, 2007 03:25 PM EST --
Man says to God:"God, why did you make blonde
women so beautiful
Godsays: "So you would love her."!
the man says, "But God, why did you make her so
Dumb?
God . . . more
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January 27, 2007 06:44 PM EST --
I found this beautiful winter poem and thought it might be a comfort to you.
It was to me, and it's well written.
" WINTER "
a poem by Abigail . . . more
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January 30, 2007 09:05 AM EST --
A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of
days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the
nurses because he bossed them around just like he
did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to . . . more
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January 30, 2007 11:45 AM EST --
Set Yourself Straight With God
With A Little Rock And Roll,
Put Your Feet On The Rock
And Your Name On The Roll.
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February 01, 2007 05:29 PM EST --
I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court.
I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different . . . more
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February 02, 2007 06:37 PM EST --
a Rolling Stone isn't all that gathers no moss. Three men scavenging for scrap metal found an unexploded 500-pound bomb perched on a hill, and decided to retrieve it with help from Sir Isaac Newton. . . . more
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