Tag: humor
member name: Paula C.
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February 19, 2007 03:22 PM EST --
An old southern country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting
time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession.Like
many young men, the boy didn't really know what he wanted . . .
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March 21, 2007 07:32 PM EDT --
This came in my e-mail:\
Hillary Clinton goes to Lou Wipotniky primary school in New York to talk about the world.
After her talk she offers a question time.
One little boy puts up his hand. . . .
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March 12, 2007 08:59 PM EDT --
Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun . . .
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March 26, 2007 07:25 PM EDT --
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/168636/the_dating_game_getting_to_know_their.html
please take a moment and go to this site and read and rate my Associated Content article. I'd appreciate . . .
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February 26, 2007 02:08 PM EST --
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar, but less . . .
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February 19, 2007 03:15 PM EST --
A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and
said, "I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your
affairs in order."
The woman was shocked, . . .
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January 30, 2007 09:05 AM EST --
A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of
days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the
nurses because he bossed them around just like he
did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to . . .
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January 30, 2007 11:45 AM EST --
Set Yourself Straight With God
With A Little Rock And Roll,
Put Your Feet On The Rock
And Your Name On The Roll.
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February 25, 2007 09:33 AM EST --
IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING
FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING .
AT YOUR DESK:
. . .
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February 02, 2007 08:36 PM EST --
"Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
"I'd rather have the gear and not need it than need the gear I don't . . .
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January 12, 2007 10:40 PM EST --
LIPSTICK IN SCHOOL According to a news report, a certain school in Garden City, MI was recently faced with a unique problem.
A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick . . .
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January 24, 2007 03:12 PM EST --
Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of
toilet paper?
A.We don't know; it has never happened.
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March 02, 2007 10:25 PM EST --
"The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control immigration."
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January 08, 2007 03:53 PM EST --
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing . . .
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January 09, 2007 08:02 PM EST --
From My e-mail files:
New Seat Belt Law
This is very Important, please pass on to friends and family.
THIS MAY SAVE A LIFE!
The National Highway Safety Council has done . . .
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January 10, 2007 09:17 AM EST --
Only for
HOT Women!!!
If you are HOT, and you know it.... scroll down...if you are not, close and delete
. . .
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January 24, 2007 03:07 PM EST --
Q..Why are blonde jokes so short?
A.So men can remember them.
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January 24, 2007 03:25 PM EST --
Man says to God:"God, why did you make blonde
women so beautiful
Godsays: "So you would love her."!
the man says, "But God, why did you make her so
Dumb?
God . . .
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February 02, 2007 06:42 PM EST --
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February 02, 2007 08:55 PM EST --
1. 'Bullet Proof' vests aren't.
2. The bigger they are, the harder they fall. They also punch, kick and choke harder too.
3. The speed at which you respond to a fight call is inversely . . .
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